Kerry Rallies His Base of Kerry Haters!

Lukewarm, hostile supporters plan for big turnout
Outpouring of ennui and fatalism.


Election eve teeth-gritting, nose-holding, morale-fabricating events in D.C. and New York to steel staunch KH4Kers for the coming four years.

FIND OTHER KH4Kers with print-out lapel tags!

  • Meet fellow Kerry supporters who are just as unenthusiastic as you are!

  • Compare stories about how terminally lame your candidate is!

  • Figure out how you will try to avoid listening to him until 2008.

  • Pretend to work up a semblance of enthusiasm to do what all KH4Kers know they must do on November 2.

    OVER HERE! Download n' print the poster for your table!

    Suggested meet 'n greet lines:

    -- Do you hate both of them, or just Kerry?

    -- Do you think he's a flip-flopper, or more of a straddler?

    -- Maybe he's just deep, you know. I have friends like that.

    -- My favorite Kerry Iraq position is #17. What's yours?

    -- He showed you his old Vietnam movies too? That's so weird!

    -- Is that a provisional ballot in your pocket or are you just thinking of Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter?

    -- Are you Wonkette?

    -- Is that Wonkette over there?